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on November 19, 2021 ·

Clean Jokes for Kids, Moms and Dads

Did you know? Laughter reduces stress, which releases tension throughout your body, lifts your mood, and there’s a very scientific reason that it helps you lose weight (somewhere).

These clean jokes will have the full family laughing!

I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as I enjoy putting them together here!

Why is the ocean so friendly?
– “Because it waves. “

What did the ghost call her Mom and Dad?
👇👇👇
“Her transparents!”

What did Yoda say when he saw himself 🔌 in 4k?
👇👇👇
“HDMI”

Why did the ⚽️soccer player take so long to eat dinner?🥩
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He thought he couldn’t use his hands!

Policeman: You’re going to prison for forgery.
Me: Slides him a $37 bill. What about now?

What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo.

My friend handed me a peach.
I told him I prefer pears.
So he handed me another one.

What type of house weighs less than all others?
A lighthouse.

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